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This professor could not find a projector and drew the map of the world himself.

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I think one of the best things ever is when you kiss someone and they smile right after you do it

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the-knights-of-camelot:

superwholockanime:

yamino:

zombie-alpaca-sex-tarp:

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coolstoryrob:

meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeerlin:

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voyagevisuelle:

This a Moonmelon, scientifically knows as asidus. This fruit grows in some parts of Japan, and is known for its vibrant blue color. What you probably don’t know about this fruit is that it can switch flavors after you eat it. Everything sour will taste sweet, everything salty will taste bitter, and it gives water a strong orange-like taste. It’s also very expensive…costing about ¥16000 JPY (which is about 200 dollars).

or you know this could be photoshopped

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but idk

you tell me

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this is alexandrias melon (wow)

it never grows seeds but it can still produce other melons (its magic)

it is grown deep in the jungles of peru and can prevent you from aging well into the hundreds

it is known by the natives there as k’uhul ajaw cacao shi-jiiy.

its really strange how all of these pictures look exactly the same because everything on the internet is true

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This is the Peppermeloni. (seriously gosh just look at that sexy mother fucker) Its scientific name is Tumblrous Pepperonus.

The only known specimen is in a pot in David Karps treasure dungeon. It is a tradition that a single slice is given to every tumblr blog that reaches 500,000 followers.

It has the remarkable property of being as healthy as watermelon but tasting like cheesy pepperoni pizza.

This planet is really just so amazing guys wow.

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Patrickmelon

The taste of this melon will always surprise you.

I’m fucking done with this site

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Hoo hoo! This is an Ice Melon, found only in kingdom of Arendelle. They sell on the black market for about 300 glowing troll crystals.  They’re guaranteed to cool you down in hot summer months. Eating too many of these can result in heart freeze and turning into a popsicle.

THE TOP RIGHT CORNER GUYS

Fuck you

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buoysandbows:

ilovethatdirtywater:

the-destroia:

being a boston sports fan is hard

True facts.

Holy story of my life

Hahaha I would so do that, I love hockey

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flowersbythebay:

ahhh she’s perfection! 

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I’m not the stuck up type or the teenage girl who goes to starbucks/or reblogs starbucks just to sound cool. But I actually like their coffee the best out of dunkin and panera. I drink my coffee black so I can actually enjoy the taste of it instead of diluting it with milk or artificial sweeteners or adding sugar. They have the strongest and best coffee out of the two above for coffee on the go

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